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Nice one to read.. Hope U People would enjoy!!!!





How International Corporations Work:-



Explained with the Help of Cows!!



Traditional Capitalism!!

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income...



An American Corporation!!

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the band, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public buys your bull..



A French Corporation!!

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows..



A Japanese Corporation!!

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide..



A German Corporation!!

You have two cows.

You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves..



An Italian Corporation!!

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

So you break for lunch..



A Swiss Corporation!!

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them..



An Indian Corporation!!

You have two cows.

You keep on worshiping them.



These are really NICE::::



1, A little boy went up to his father and asked; "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."



2, "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."



3, A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"



The agent replies, "Just a minute..."



"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.



4, Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."



Joe: "Really?"



Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."



5, A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.



"I'm OK. , but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.



"What did he say," asked the nurse.



"OOPS!"





Warm Regards,

Swaminathan.