- People who can hold their tongues rarely have any trouble holding their friends.



- A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.



- The man who thinks he knows it all has merely stopped thinking.



- If the world laughs at you, laugh right back- it's as funny as you are.



- Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.



- Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.



- You can't make a place for yourself under the sun if you keep sitting in the shade of the family tree.



- Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.



- We learn somethings from prosperity, but we many more from adversity.



- Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.



- Age is what makes furniture worth more and people worth less.



- Which do you suppose ages faster - whiskey or the man who drinks it ?



- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.



- Some girls get married for financial security; others get divorced for the same reason.



- The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you'll have.



- It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.



- Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.



- People who know the least always argue the most.