A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.



It's interesting, we can add more using our creativity.



I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and

so is your head.



Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not



I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life



I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming



My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way



My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"



What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime



You are my all time Angel

But still you are alive



Regards,



Rajesh