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Here comes the mallu.
Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here !
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study? In the kollage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff? To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon? MOON - Yem Who yet another Who and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called? Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ? He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday? An Odo
11) Where does he pray? In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard? Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of kokanet oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones ....
Nice one.
But let us try to not enjoy such jokes on language,tradi... See Suneel Kumar's complete reply
Dear Mr. Suneel... Those were only jokes... Be sportive and take it in a humorous ways.... There is nothing to hurt anyone over here.
We often crack jokes on Sardar Ji... But i feel they are the most jolly are gud hear ted ppl.... Even i wud like to share a incident....
We all hear/share Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the most hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world. My
friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with
you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi . They rented a taxi
for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being
boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old
man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The
Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra
and said, ''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I
listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad
taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are
yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee
each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or
any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't
find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'
MORAL: The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness
to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a
truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall,
take up small time carpentry,.. ......... . but he will never beg on the
streets. Isn't this very thought provoking ???
Always
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.SINGH IS KING
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