Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

Teacher: Did he hurt you?

Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.



TEACHER (TO ROHIT): ROHIT, WHERE IS THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAIN?

ROHIT: I DON'T KNOW.

TEACHER: STAND ON YOUR BENCH!

ROHIT: I STILL CAN'T SEE IT!



Teacher: Kamal, why didn't u do your homework?

Kamal: I am staying in a hostel. How can I do my 'HOMEWORK'?



Teacher: Brandy tells me something about the people of the 18th century??

Brandy: They are all DEAD



Teacher: Ravi, name any great man born in your village.

Ravi: Maam in our village only babies are born



Teacher: students draw a picture of a cow, which is eating grass.

Student: Here it is teacher.

Teacher: Where? It is blank.

Student: The cow has eaten all of the grass and has gone away.





Question: tell me child, what is your name?

Answer: what is your name