Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:



Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself

treated fully within this period.



Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,

see that board.



Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only



Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal

specialist. I do not treat human beings.



Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...



Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk

like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.



Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:



Doctor: OK. Tell me.



Man:



I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.



I get up in the morning like a horse



I go to work running like a deer



I work all the day like a donkey



I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.



I wag my tail in front of all my bosses



I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.



I am like a rabbit before my wife



Doctor: are you an engineer?



Man: Yes



Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me

in the beginning itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no one

can treat you better than me.