Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on

a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and

began to talk.





Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN:

"Hello"



WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN:

"Yes"



WOMAN: "I am at the shopping center and found this beautiful leather

coat.



It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005

models. I saw one I really liked."



MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£70,000"



MAN: "OK, but for thatprice I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They

will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"



MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in

astonishment, mouths agape.....







He smiles and asks:



"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"