You love someone,

You marry someone else !

The one you marry

becomes your spouse !

And the one you loved

becomes .............

the password of your mail id !!



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There's only one perfect child

in the world and every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife

in the world and every neighbor has it.



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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...



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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is the liver and the wife is the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails.

If the kidney fails .........

the liver manages with other kidney !!



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Generation Next Motto:

Neither will I marry

Nor I will allow my children to marry !!



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What's the difference between

Drug and Wine ?

Drug is like a girlfriend that comes

with an expiry date.

Wine is like a wife,

The older it gets, longer the chatter !



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The Japanese have produced a camera

that has such .. such a fast shutter speed that

it is capable of taking a picture of a woman

with her mouth shut!!!