Husbands are husbands







A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him



round the



Head with a frying pan.



"What was that for?" the man asked.







The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with



the name Julie on it



that I found in your pants pocket".















The man then said "When I was at the races last week



Julie was the name



of the horse I bet on"







The wife apologized and went on with the housework.







Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife











bashes him on the



head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him



unconscious.







Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit



again.



Wife replied. "Your horse called up !!!!"