Hi,



The following conversations were made by the chairman of a leading college in TamilNadu, just look at his english and have fun. This would be a good stress reliever for you...



.... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............



# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.



There is no wind in the balloon.



The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come

here).



# To a boy, angrily:



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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?





# While punishing students:



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You, rotate the ground four times...



You, go and understand the tree...



You three of you stand together separately.





Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)



# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )



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Every body should wear dress to college



Boys no proplum



Girls are pig proplum .. (pig=big)



Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.



Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear .....

remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus





# At his best:



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He had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.



So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"



# At his best inside the Class room:



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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.



Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.



Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.



Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor



You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)



This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."



Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...



Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....



Take 5 cm wire of any length....



Last but not Least...



Once he had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).



At College Day:



"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"



Fresh years day in College:



"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "



What a English!!!!!!!!!!





Regards,



Rajesh