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VODKA .... who knew the other value ?
Naveen
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Posted 08-12-2009Reply

KEEP A BOTTLE OF VODKA HANDY AT HOME FOR MAKING LIFE EASY.*



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*Who Knew???*





*1. To remove a bandage painlessly,*



*saturate the bandage with vodka.*

*The stuff dissolves adhesive.*

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*2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,*

*fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,*

*let set five minutes and wash clean.*

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*The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.*

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*3. To clean your eyeglasses,*

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*simply wipe the lenses with a soft,*

*clean cloth dampened with vodka.*

*The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.*





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*4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka*

*and letting your safety razor blade*

*soak in the alcohol after shaving.*

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*The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.*





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*5. Spray vodka on wine stains,*

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*scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.*





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*6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face*

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*as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.*





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*7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.*

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*The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair,*

*and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.*





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*8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka*

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*and spray bees or wasps to kill them.*





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*9 Pour one-half cup vodka*

*and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag*

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*and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,*

*pain or black eyes.*





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*10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar*

*with freshly packed lavender flowers,*

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*fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly*

*and set in the sun for three days.*

*Strain liquid through a coffee filter,*

*then apply the tincture to aches and pains.*





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*11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth*

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*to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.*





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*12. To cure foot odor,*

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*wash your feet with vodka.*





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*13 Vodka will disinfect*

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*and alleviate a jellyfish sting.*





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*14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy*



*to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.*





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*15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.*

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*Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.*





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*And silly me!*

*I've only been drinking the stuff! HMMMMM*



*May you always have love to share, Health to spare**,** and friends that

care!!!*



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Sri Manjari
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-12-2009

My My the list is endless.. Is it true Naveen..:)

Praveen
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-12-2009

Amazing yaar............................fabulous

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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-12-2009

But Imagine Vodka is doing all this stuff....its easy to kill sensitive parts in our body..

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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-12-2009

Its only for external not internal....

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