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Top 22 things an Indian does after returning from "US"
Sri Manjari
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22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.







21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.







20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.







19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.







18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.







17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)







16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.







15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)







14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).







13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.







12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)







11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"







10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.







9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".







8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.







7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.







6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.







5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".







4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.







Few more important







3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.







2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.







Ultimate one : 1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."







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Priyanka
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  Rated 0 | Posted 24-06-2009

Very correctly said !!!!!

Warm regards,
Priyanka Singh

Ravindra
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  Rated 0 | Posted 24-06-2009

Rightly Pointed out..

Vineela
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  Rated +1 | Posted 24-06-2009

One more add on to the list" To say Gas station for Petrol Bunks"

Kamlakar
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  Rated 0 | Posted 24-06-2009

Yep Sri!!

you pointed out the best of any US Returned Half mad!!

One thing I would like to add to the list of 22 traits..

He will call everyBODY , Man!!(even to sister, like "What's this stuff Man!"(Rakhi))

Correct if m wrong pls...

But any way I enjoyed the INDO-US Relations By Sri!!!

Regards

Kamlakar

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  Rated 0 | Posted 24-06-2009

Hahahahaha, that's so true. One more thing.... if a bachelor goes to US & returns back to India...................then it is sure the next time he goes , he will be married. !!! :)

very good & funny analysis... :)

Priya
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  Rated 0 | Posted 24-06-2009

Nie one... very truly said !!

Priyanka
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  Rated 0 | Posted 24-06-2009

Hey Man (instead of women),
Yuppy.... u correctly point out the half mad, so called US return...

Regards
Priyanka

Savitha
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  Rated 0 | Posted 25-06-2009

Hi...

I shouldnt be adding on to the list... since am currently in US... but still...to add on to the list...

"gonna" instead of "going to"...

savitha


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