The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...



On a Saturday morning...



after breakfast...



Dad:

People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.



Mum:

Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.



Son:

Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.



Maid:

So - what is the problem?

We all use our work telephones !!!!!