Ineffective Birthcontrol



Santa Singh was going to hospital surgery.



His friend Banta Singh asked him, "Oh my ffriend this is ninth time you are going for vasectomy surgery. What are the complications?"



Santa Singh explained, "What I do? My wife is still getting pregnant, and I can't afford so many children."

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Santa and the wandering girlfriend





Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girlfriend walking hand-in-hand with another guy. Santa just looks the other way and they walk on. Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.



"What's wrong with you... this is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!"



"I'm waiting," Santa said.



"Waiting for what?" asked Banta.



"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."

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Painting the white lines



Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.



On his first day he painted six miles.....



The next day three miles.....



The following day less than a mile.



The foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,



He replied . "I just can't do any better.



Each day I keep getting farther away from the Paint Box.

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2008 Hit Of Sardarji



Sardar Strikes Again.............





Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any

one before you die?

Patient: Yes. A good doctor.



One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking

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what's your problem?



You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"



He replied, "I'm going to be a father."



"But that's wonderful," I said.



"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.

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I lost me finger!



Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning tea Banta yelled, "Santa! I lost me finger!"

"Have you now?" says Santa. "And how did you do it?"

"I just touched this big spinning thing here... Damn! There goes another one!

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Anything larger than a fifty



I was at the drugstore and noticed a young male cashier staring at the pretty girl in front of me. Her total came to $16.42, and after handing over a $100 bill, she waited for change.



"Here you go," said the cashier, smiling as he returned the proper amount. "Have a great day!"



Now I placed my items on the counter. The tally was $32.79, and I too gave the cashier a $100 bill.



"I'm sorry, Ma'am. We can't accept anything larger than a fifty," he told me, pointing to a sign stating store policy.



"But you just accepted that last girl's hundred," I reasoned.



"I had to," he said. "It had her phone number on it."

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At which time do you wake up from bed?



A man asked his friend, "At which time do you wake up from bed?"



His friend replied, "When I first feel the rays of sun on my mouth coming through my window."



The man say "I think it's very early, don't you think so."



His friend replied, "No, because my window is on the west side."

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Girls r special ones created by god..





If you are well dressed,

She thinks you are playboy.

If you are not,

She thinks you are a begger.



If you kiss her,

She thinks you are not a

gentleman.

If you dont

She thinks you are not a man.



If you praise her,

She thinks you are a liar.

If you dont she thinks,

You are good for nothing.



If you visit her often,

She thinks you are boring.

If you dont she accuses,

You for double crossing.



If you visit another girl,

She accuses you for being

cheat.

If she is visited by another

guy,

She says oh..! its natural! we

are girls..!



If you propose love within a

brief time,

You are a freash guy.

If you propose love later,

She wonders why



If you are jealous,

She says its bad.

If your not she doubts,

Your love and is not glad.



If you attempt romance,.

She thinks you dont respect

her.

If you dont,

She thinks you dont like her.



If you listen,

She wants to talk .

If you wanna talk,

She also wants to talk.



simple yet so complex,

so wierd yet so beautiful.

Thats a girl...!

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Why Dog watch me eat?



Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"



Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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I don't back up for idiots



A friend and I were driving to the mall when we came to a bridge under construction. The road narrowed to one lane, with a red light at either end. We stopped at the red light at on our side and when it turned green we started up again. Halfway through we met another car coming towards us.



The driver leaned out his window and shouted, "I don't back up for idiots!"



Putting his car into reverse, my friend called back, "No problem. I do."