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Some Important Laws Which Newton
Forgot to State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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BATH TUB THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !!
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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Few more i want to add.
Got Late:Whenever u got late to office.it gets delayed traffic,vehicle breakdown.especially when u have fixed meeting with client.
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Exam tension:When u prepare well inadvance and very easy subject there would be no power cut, but happens when its tough subject
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Hot summer:In hot summer when temperature is too hot.when you are on the way to some place.you feel a gulp of cold water is enough for me to live.
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Sweets party:When you are arrive for a party and tasty smell of dishes will invite you for dining hall and feel why all formalities cant be done after having food.
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