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1 ) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his
food, Forgot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. " IT professionals "
2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
"If you are able to see this, please inform me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3. ) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of
love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And
the other loves too many...
4. ) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the
company..!
5. ) Philosophy of life ::
At the beginning of married life, every gal
treats her husband as
GOD ,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!
6. ) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams...!
7) Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask
More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask
question..!
8.) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To
the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do
have an... opening for you...! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee... Leave them to us
Diana - have you received the shared to... See Ramakrishna Varma's complete reply
good morning...
tnx for sharing it... but yet i have not received the invitation ?!...
there is some problem from my end i guess...
even yesterday i could share only one topic...and the others were not successful....
any way will try again...