When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough



When I don’t do it, I am lazy

When my boss does not do it, he is busy





When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating

When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.





When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.





When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked





When I do good, my boss never remembers

When I do wrong, he never forgets