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Posted 04-07-2009Reply

Dear All,



ENJOY...! the humor and pls dont take personally!!



Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.



A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.



Thanks

Bill Gates.



Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.



He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.



Regards



Kamlakar



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Anjalee
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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-07-2009

ha ha ha too funny :-)


Cheerss!!

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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-07-2009

Bahaat hi acha joke mara hai bhaiya..Laloo ji ki to baat hi alag he bhaiye..

dhanyavad...
Hum debi bol rahee hain..Khayal rakhie ga..

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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-07-2009

Bahaat hi acha joke mara hai bhaiya..Laloo ji ki to baat hi alag he bhaiye..



dhanyava... See Debi's complete reply


A Tainik jara jor se Boliya ga!

sunaai nahi na de rahi hai, aapaki baat!!

Ka kahin Laaloo ki Baat hi Aur hai!

Woo BILVA bhi yehin kahat raha!

Aap Aise hi Bolati Rahi DEBIji To KHAYAL TO rahega Hi na!!!

Ka Kahi!!


(Just trying to keep the tune with the reply, pls dont mind if anything hurts u!!)


Rgds

KK

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