Ultimate.... ......... ....I bet u can`t stop laughing. These are Girls

profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony

site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description

as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not

responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If

any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good

education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome

to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u

letter..Thanksyours Regards Sowmya ~*~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state

she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Wut

Homework?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I

love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I

am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.Because i love

myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold

my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i

am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot(I don`t know why

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but

while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast(by not

wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO

LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER

OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE

IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED

WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.(all of us are loughing

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone

groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would

be called the man of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love

the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless

but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &

mother sister completely married (somebody please explain in comments

section how to get married `completely` ?)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes

pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.(No comments

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i

divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good`. i expect the good

minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste

accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social

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