INSTALLING A HUSBAND











Dear Tech Support,







Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a



distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in

the

flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under



Boyfriend 5.0







In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed



undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs



4.1.







Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes



the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but



to no avail.







What can I do?







Signed, Desperate









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Dear Desperate:







First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while



Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.







Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try



to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0

update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then



automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.







But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0

to

default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.







Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly



Beta.







Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in



the background that will eventually seize control of all your system



resources).







Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These

are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.







In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited



memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider



buying additional software to improve memory and performance.







We recommend gud Food 3.0 and support 7.7.







Good Luck, Tech Support





Regards

Shiny