A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly God appeared & said, "go out & enjoy. Nothing will happen to you for the next 10 years."



So he went out ... and met with an Accident & died.



In heaven, he asked God, why did "you" had to lie to me .. "Sorry Son ... Month end ... Had to achieve my target. ", Replied God.



So .. in Mumbai, there was once an innovative practive, to employ Film Start as Cust Service Rep in Call Centre. This is how they performed ..



Amitabh: thank you for calling customer care... Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hain … filhaal ek Customer Care Rep hain...



Customer: (angrily) i wanna talk to your manager !!!



amitabh: jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... Uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..



Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....

Customer: I need help

Dharmendra: main Aaraahoon Maa...

Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless

Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..

Customer: What!!! I want to talk to your Manager

Dharmendra: (To his manager) Basanti .. is customer ke saamne nahi naachna



Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...

Customer : How dare you speak like that

Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna...

haaaaaaaaa!!!



Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya

Customer: I lost my invoice

Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain

miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke Cust. Rep hain..haahhaaa



Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....

Customer: hi

Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai

Customer : I have not received my product

Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report

likha...



Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling

aaauuuuu

Customer: I need your manager

Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep

hooon..



Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo

Customer : I am not devi

Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...



Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please

Customer : Mona

Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya

Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER

Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....



Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya

chahiye

Customer : I want to buy a product from your company

Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re

Customer : $ 10.00

Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai



Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...

Customer : I lost my invoice I need one

Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle



Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna

Customer: I lost my invoice

Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi

Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes...

otherwise I will speak to your manager

Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...



Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Customer hung up the phone....



Regards

Ramya.R