The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'







When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.





In a trial all the witnesses were women. All women appeared in court, each started to shout on top of their voices, accusing each other of the trouble. Looking at the gravity of the situation, the judge called for "I'll hear the oldest first".

Subsequently, the case was closed coz "ALL WITNESSES TURNED HOSTILE AS NO ONE TESTIFIED"





A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."





Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."







Hope you all had good laugh...





Regards,



Srilatha