These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job:





"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."



"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."



"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"



"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."



"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."



"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."



"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."



"The coffee machine is broken..."



"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."



" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."