You might have read this earlier.. but I still have a laugh whenever I read it ! :)





(( Banta's letter to Bill Gates ))



Subject: Problems with my new computer





Dear Mr. Bill Gates,



We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.



1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We

request you to check this.



2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends

clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to

change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.



3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in

system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my

home.



4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My

wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key

with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please

rectify this problem.



5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to

learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?





6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there

is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you

will provide the remaining items?



7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there

is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep

my photo in that.



8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT

HOME' since I use the PC at home only.





9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will

provide 'My Past Documents'?



10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please

do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let

my wife know where I go after my office hours.







(the last but not the least....ultimate !!! )









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How is it that your name is Gates but u are selling " WINDOWS "?!?!?!?!?!







Regards,

Banta