Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".



Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!



Loud Sigh:

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".



That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



Thanks:

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.







BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF







I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER





COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH







WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT





OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...

I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME













And last but not least:







IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN





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