Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates







Subject: Problems with my new computer



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,



We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some

problems, which I want to bring to your notice.



1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request

you to check this.



2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I

find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.



3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost

the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button,

but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.



4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft

sentence', so when you will provide that?



5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one

icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining

items?



6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not

even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that



7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use

the PC at home only.



8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past

Documents'?



9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide

'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after

my office hours.



Regards,

Banta



Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?