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Priya
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Posted 03-08-2009Reply

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, The first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'



Poof! .... God gave him big arms and strong legs

And he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice...





After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me Strength and the tools to cross the river'



Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms And strong legs and he Was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once...



Seeing what happened to the first two men,

The third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength,

The tools and the intelligence To cross the river'



Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.

She checked the map, Hiked one Hundred yards up stream

And walked across the bridge!!!!!!!



Source: Email from friend....
Sudhakarvas
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  Rated 0 | Posted 03-08-2009

Nice one priya thank u for sharing..........!

Arun
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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-08-2009

so u say tat only women are intelligent.......immmmmmmmmmmm

good one

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Arun

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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-08-2009

hey this too much yaar...so only women r intelligent..immmmmmmm.....they feel lazy to swim or to row a boat so no other go to find a bridge..

ha ha

good one

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Arun

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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-08-2009

hey this too much yaar...so only women r intelligent..immmmmmmm.....they feel lazy to swim or to row... See Arun's complete reply


hey its not abt laziness its abt perfection, when things can be managed perfectly this way then why opt for swimming and rowing.... ;-)

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  Rated 0 | Posted 04-08-2009

Does this mean she took 100 days to cross the river???? Or if there would have been 4th Man he would have said God i would rather choose to drown then be a Wom....... No hard feelings guys.. oh i mean GALs....

LOL...

Thx for sharing Priya...


Harsh

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