Once upon a time a married couple

celebrated their 25th

marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city

for not having

a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local

newspaper editors

had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of

their well known

"happy going marriage".







Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How

did you make this

possible? "



Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: " We

had been to Shimla

for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse

riding finally,

we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was

pretty okay

but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a

crazy one. On

the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife

topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the

horse's back and

said "This is your first time".



She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride.

After a while,

it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said

"This is

your second time" and continued.



When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took

out the revolver

from the purse and shot the horse dead !!



I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You

killed the

poor animal. Are you crazy?"



She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first

time!!!"





Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever

after.



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