1. What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.



2. Teacher to a Sardar : A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,

Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.



3. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, woh RAM ke Mandir me prarthna karne gaya,

Ram ne kaha "Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri biwi bhi usi ne dhundhi thi."



4. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said

"My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610"



5. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,

Banta : Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying him.



6. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!!

Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umra kabra khodne mai bitegi..!!



7. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?

Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!



8. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her,

" I LOVE U SISTER."



Enjoy-

Piyush