Santa: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.







Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"





Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Santa: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White





Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!





Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Santa: "All are born on government holidays...!!!





Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Smart Santa Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"



Santa attending an interview in Software Company..

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



Santa: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE





Rgds

KK