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The recession seems to have spawned off the comic industry....laugh while you can...
Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and
the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off
Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman
fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save
fuel costs.
Women finally marrying for love, and not money
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the
easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean,
I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now
America's third biggest lender.
Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped
looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a
Zimbabwean ?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
Goodyear is now re-branded as "Bad Year".ForwardSourceID
Hope all of you who read this had a big smile on your faces...
Regards,
Srilatha