Sardar declares:

..... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .

... . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .









A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away

Sardar ran to catch the donkey.

He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka

de raha hai'.







Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 2 ltr.







Santa went to Mysore palace.

Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes..!!..





Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..







One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!





Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.







2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both

copied.





Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent

my wife with him.





Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and

says, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal......" Finally he wrote the

conclusion.......

...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"





A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"



2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....





A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating........





A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....

Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : Liquid state.....

Audience clapped... Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS......







Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ...

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .





2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.



Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.





Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.





Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.







At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.. Is he crying?





Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '













NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....







Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.