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Posted 01-10-2008Reply

A Guy WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.







Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's







Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?



Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat



Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find

you on Chat



Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee



Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)



Manager: Hey, I need some help from you



Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me



Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime

number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?



Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with

you,if I Give it by tomorrow evening.



Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]



(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for

Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat

window...)



Female: Hey, am back



Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps

asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work



Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!



Hero: Yep, u rite!!



Female: Hey, can u do me a favor



Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.



Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime

Number; given N. would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz.

You know it's real urgent for me to work this out



Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.ok?



Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW



WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

 
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