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Raghav
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A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.



"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email.



"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope

At all.



He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided To go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had

his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.



He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!! "The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"



Moral of the story:



1) Internet is not the solution to your life.



2) If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.



3) If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire. . .





Have a great day !!!



P. S -Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Clementina
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-11-2008

good one

Uma
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-11-2008

ha ha ha

raghav ........super article man.......

anyways,when r u planning to sell the tomatoes? Tomato's rate is very high in the market,we can definitely earn profit.......

Then,we shall be partners ...........

:)

Suman
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-11-2008

Nice one

Sabitha
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-11-2008

ha ha ha



raghav ........super article man.......



anyways,when r u plan... See Uma's complete reply


Gud Humor Uma

Uma
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-11-2008

Thanks sabi...........

would u like to be one of the partner?????

Raghav
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  Rated +1 | Posted 14-11-2008

Thanks Clementina, Suman, Uma and Sabitha

Rite now i cant afford partnership Uma. As of now its now Sole-properitorship ;-)

Uma
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-11-2008

Very clever...........

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