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Cherin
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Must Read...........



When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]







Try this out:



Stop at your pharmacy

and go to the thermometer section and

purchase a rectal thermometer made

by Johnson & Johnson.



Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,

draw the curtains and disconnect the phone

so you will not be disturbed.



Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface

so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.



Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:







"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."



Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at

Johnson & Johnson."



HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THEIR WORK THAN YOURS! ;-)

...Also, remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...by now,

Maybe it's time you should go to work for Johnson and Johnson 's

Quality Control Department!!





Cheers

Cherin















Source: Forwarded by my friend
Raghav
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-12-2009

:) Nice one...

Cherin
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-12-2009

Thank you raghav.......

enjoyzzz...

Cheers
Cherin

Jeba
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  Rated 0 | Posted 10-12-2009

Dear Cherin

Greetings!

Nice One:)

Keep posting

Regards

John N

Cherin
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  Rated 0 | Posted 11-12-2009

Thank you John..................
Cheers
Cherin

Sanjay
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  Rated 0 | Posted 14-12-2009

Thank you John..................

Cheers

Cherin


LOL

Cheers!!!

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