When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to

be Boss.



The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control

the whole body's responses and functions."



The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the

brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all

the work and earn all the money."



And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and

the eyes until

finally the asshole spoke up.



All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being

the Boss. So

the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and

refused to work.



Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands

clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began

to panic and the brain

fevered.



Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the

Boss, so the

motion was passed.



All the other parts did all the work while the Boss

just sat and

passed out the shit!



Management Lesson:

You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will

do.