See, how people write leave Applications.







It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.



Just Read It.













The Leave Applications;)









Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:





"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."





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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:











"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."





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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:





"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."





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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:





"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."





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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:





"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"





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An incident of a leave letter:





"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."





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A leave letter to the headmaster:





"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"





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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:





"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."





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Covering note:





"I am enclosed herewith..."





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Another one:





"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."





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Actual letter written for application of leave:





"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".





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Letter writing:-





"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."





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A candidate's job application:





"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.