Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.



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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,

"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"

"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.

"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."

"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."



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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.



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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.



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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .



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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.





Trust You Had Some Laughs..!!