Teacher: What is 2k plus k?

Student: 3000!



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Titanic was sinking.



Santa: How much the earth is far from here?



Banta: 1 kilo meter.



Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"



Banta: Downwards !!

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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.



Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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Patient: I have swallowed a key.



Sardar Doctor: When?



Patient: 3 months back!



Sardar Doctor: What were you doing till now?



Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.



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Santa: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?



Banta: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.





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Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?



Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.



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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

B: Ok

A: A white horse fell in the mud.



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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.



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