Johnny at his best!!





1) In Bio Practical



Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?



Johnny: I don't know.



Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?



Johnny: See my legs & tell my name





2)

Hitler says,



"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"



Johnny says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna

tha na"



(Johnny..What is the use of telling now? You should have checked the dictionery at the time of purchase na??



3



One Johnny had a hole in his umbrella..

The passer by asked 'Hey..Johnny.. why there is a hole in your umbrella?



Johnny proudly says, "Otherwise how I will know when the rain stops?"