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Posted 06-01-2009Reply

























IN PRISON



AT WORK



you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..















IN PRISON



AT WORK



you get three meals a day (free).

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .



























IN PRISON







AT WORK



you get time off for good behavior.



you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.













IN PRISON



AT WORK



a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..



you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .











IN PRISON



AT WORK



you can watch TV and play games.

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.











IN PRISON



AT WORK



you get your own toilet .

you have to share .











IN PRISON

they allow your family and

friends to visit.



AT WORK









you can not even speak to your family and friends.





























IN PRISON



AT WORK







all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.



You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.













































































Hmmm?



Which Sounds Better?



So what are you waiting for.........



Kill your Manager











 
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