A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little



old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him



as she passed. "Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how



happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"



"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied.



"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat nothing but



fast food, and never exercise."



"Wow!" The woman was amazed. "How old are you?"



she asked.



"Twenty-six," he replied.



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Arun