These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.



our class teacher once said :



" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."....lol...



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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."



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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



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"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......



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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"



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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..



"i understand. u understand.computer how understand??