January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.



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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....



Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! !



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March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"



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April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!



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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!



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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.



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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!



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August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open.



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September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???



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October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.



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November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.



Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!



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December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!





What a year!!