5 most stupid questions people always ask in obvious situations and their punchy answers:





1. In the bus, a heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Q: Sorry, did that hurt?

Ans:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia...why don't you try again..



2. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Q: Sorry. were you sleeping?

Ans:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping...you dumbo!



3. At a restaurant, when you ask the waiter...

Q: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?

Ans:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it...!



4. At the movies, when you meet acquaintances or friends...

Q: Hey, what are you doing here?

Ans:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



5. When you see a friend with shorter hair...

Q: Hey have you had a haircut?

Ans:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...!