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Hi,
1.Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.
2.Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3.Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4.Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby.
5.Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6.Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman;They`ll produce a child with zero resources.
7.Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.
8.Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.And lastly...... ......... ..
9.Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Regards
Arun
1.Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.
2.Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3.Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4.Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby.
5.Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6.Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman;They`ll produce a child with zero resources.
7.Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.
8.Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.And lastly...... ......... ..
9.Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Regards
Arun
