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HI, GOOD MORNING.....!!!
Yes or NO? It`s all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
............., I don`t have a brain.
............., I don`t have sense.
............., I am stupid.
...................................................
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You`ll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.
"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying for years."
- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
- It`s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
HAVE A GREAT DAY....!!!!!
Regards,
ashok...
Yes or NO? It`s all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
............., I don`t have a brain.
............., I don`t have sense.
............., I am stupid.
...................................................
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You`ll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.
"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying for years."
- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
- It`s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
HAVE A GREAT DAY....!!!!!
Regards,
ashok...
