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1. If time doesn`t wait for you,
don`t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the
world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion
not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. 10% of road
accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents
are due to driving without drinking!
4. Don`t walk as if you rule the
world, walk as if you don`t care who
rules the world!
That`s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that
her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never
smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the
insurance company refused the claim. They said , he who never
lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a
pond of Crocodiles?
He`s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the
Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose
Marriage, slow & sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have
brains, rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life
are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest
enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
Regards
Arun
don`t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the
world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion
not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. 10% of road
accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents
are due to driving without drinking!
4. Don`t walk as if you rule the
world, walk as if you don`t care who
rules the world!
That`s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that
her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never
smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the
insurance company refused the claim. They said , he who never
lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a
pond of Crocodiles?
He`s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the
Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose
Marriage, slow & sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have
brains, rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life
are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest
enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
Regards
Arun
