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Hi,
Why doesn`t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do you need a driver`s license to buy liquor, when you can`t legally drink and drive?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What`s another word for thesaurus?
If a book about failures doesn`t sell, is it a success?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you`re cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If a turtle doesn`t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don`t sheep shrink?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Regards
Arun
Why doesn`t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do you need a driver`s license to buy liquor, when you can`t legally drink and drive?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What`s another word for thesaurus?
If a book about failures doesn`t sell, is it a success?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you`re cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If a turtle doesn`t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don`t sheep shrink?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Regards
Arun
