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1) Ali baba and the forty thieves is now Ali baba thirty thieves...10
were
laid off!
2)Batman and Robin is now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and
hired
Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same
rate!!
3)Ironman now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
4)Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
5)The only "deposits" being made on a Ferrari are the ones made by
birds
flying over them.
6) Q: With the current market turmoil, what`s the easiest way to make a
small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
Q: What`s the difference between an investment banker and a large
pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the
window
in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they`d have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Q: What`s the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
The credit crunch is getting bad isn`t it? I mean, I let my Friend
borrow
$10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I`m now America `s third
biggest
lender.
Source:
http://none
were
laid off!
2)Batman and Robin is now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and
hired
Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same
rate!!
3)Ironman now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
4)Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
5)The only "deposits" being made on a Ferrari are the ones made by
birds
flying over them.
6) Q: With the current market turmoil, what`s the easiest way to make a
small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
Q: What`s the difference between an investment banker and a large
pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the
window
in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they`d have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Q: What`s the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
The credit crunch is getting bad isn`t it? I mean, I let my Friend
borrow
$10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I`m now America `s third
biggest
lender.
Source:
http://none
